Aunt Barb

Aunt Barb won a contest, so her prize is having me blog about her. That's a seriously great prize, as I'm an uber blogger extraordinaire!!

Aunt Barb loves dogs. She even kissed my cousin, Sam. (See picture.) Barb lives in Tustin, CA so I don't get to see her very often. That makes me super sad because I don't get to play with my cousins, Scooter and Stinkerbell. What? Oh. Ok. Mom says that's Tinkerbell. What does she know!

Aunt Barb used to have a weiner dog. His name was Tousant. He was named after a specially good football player named Tousant Tyler. What? Oh. OK. Mom keeps interrupting me. I wish she'd leave me alone while I do my blogging. Anyway, apparently she thinks she's pretty cool because she remembers Tousant Tyler. (Old people get forgetful, you know.) Yeah, after 53 years, this is her claim to fame. Woo Hoo! What? Oh. OK. I'm going to be lucky to get fed today.

I better go so I can make kissy face with Mom. I do want my supper tonight. I love you, Aunt Barb!! Kiss, kiss.

Gotta go!

Have a ruff day!

Buddy

I'm Lucky in Love!!!

Look at the email I got the other day. What a stud I am!!!

"Hi, Handsome!

My name is Lucky and I have heard a lot about you. I hear that you are really handsome, but are lonely for a girlfriend. (Even though you don't know what to do with one. Whatever that means!) I am going to be a year old next month. I love to play in the snow, but it's kind of boring when my people won't roll in the snow with me. It feels so good. So, I want to have you come here to play with me. We have about a foot of snow and it's nice and cold. And I have a beautiful shiny coat. It's the nicest fur coat you will ever see!

Well, I'm almost dry now after my walk with Aunt Barb, so now I can get out of my jail and run around the house. Aunt Barb is the only one home. Aunt Cindy, Mom and Dad went to a casino to lose some money. Oops, I meant they went gambling! So now I'm going to watch a christmas movie that Aunt Barb got yesterday. Something about Jingle way, and it has some guy named the Governator. Or something like that.

Come see me Buddy! I like you!

Love, Lucky"

Woo Hoo!!! She's a hottie, too, isn't she?!?!

Have a ruff day,

Buddy

Christmas

Hi, Everyone! It's been a long time since I last posted. There was this really cool thing called "Christmas" that just happened. I got oodles of good things in my stocking - plus Aunt Barb and Aunt Cindy sent me a whole bunch of presents.

My favorite present was a stuffed Santa Claus. So far, I've chewed off his nose and his left foot. His insides were pretty dry, though, so Mom pulled them out of my mouth and threw them away. What fun is that?

There was a TREE on top of our kitchen table!!! Can you believe that?!? Who puts a tree in the house. Dad says that they have an even bigger tree that usually goes in the living room, but Mom and Dad were afraid I'd try to eat it. (Guess they know me, huh?)

It's my understanding that my aunts are trying to fix me up with a gorgeous frau named "Lucky". Can't wait to meet her - although I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do when I DO meet her. (See the previous "That's Not Funny" post.)

Well, I'd better go!

Have a ruff day!

Buddy