Monday, May 24, 2010

Chicken sh*t!


Everytime I poop in the backyard, Mom or Dad comes out to pick it up and throw it away. OK. No problem. I understand that people don't like dog poop in the backyard. But then Mom goes and imports a bunch of dirt with chicken poop in it for our gardens. Now what do chickens have that dogs don't have??? Why couldn't they just use my dog poop for the gardens? They PAID for the chicken poop, for God's sake!


I could use a little spending cash. Why doesn't someone pay me for MY poop?!? I'm coming back in my next life as a chicken.

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